Ghoulish Glamour at Assisi Heights!
Brace yourselves, dear readers, for the ultimate spooktacular showdown! The contenders at Assisi Heights have donned their most eye-wateringly, gut-churningly hideous outfits, vying for the coveted title of “Best Outfitted Character” on the night before All Saints.
Above, the lady makes her grand entrance as the epitome of the American matriarch. Picture a bald eagle draped in the flag, serenading the crowd while clutching an apple pie. She’s got Oprah’s charisma, a rock star’s grace, and the authority of your toughest history teacher. This matriarch isn’t just leading, she’s reigning supreme!
Below, this “character” lurks with an insatiable appetite, eyes gleaming with culinary conquest. Can you decipher the identities of these enigmatic, eerie souls? Or will their spooky allure remain shrouded in mystery?
Share your divinations with us.
Love it! Thanks for the laughs! As we celebrate all the Saints of the Seraphic Order. Blessings